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Satire Comedy: The Top Four ‘Mains’ Of The World

By on July 16, 2019

We’re talking about satire comedy and there are only a few things that come to mind.

The globel theory is Trump and the real theory is Slump.

Let’s start with:

THE SATIRE: Mr. Donald Trump.

Look:

If we are talking about Trump, all he needs is attention.

Whether it is bad ‘attention’ or good attention, learn that both attentions are harmful. And everybody loves attention.

Moreover, in satire comedy, which is probably who he really is, satting on fire, tiring in flame, losing control, and playing the blame game [Iran].

Trump’s priority for now are the following:

Schools, comedy, fashion shows, airports and “other Decisionz”.

Losing Control Satire: 2nd is Donald Trump Jr.

Jr. likes to call himself Jr. because ‘he’s awh so cool’ [read his Twitter; you’ll understand how he writes]

He loves his bromance and loves to romance, for he is the son of the President. However, nobody likes them, so its always forceful and when it starts getting forceful, it becomes a joke.

Jr’s priorities [being the PM of America] include carnage, wreckage, mayhem, sight seeing and split bee-ing. He pukes all the time after his alcohol and rushes to kill humans and blood. He didn’t have that childhood, so he takes care of the children and argue, if they are Muslim, then we’ll say, it was them, and their parents. And we’ve done a good job. And may America Live Forever.

However, lets not forget that Trump’s favorite movie is V for Vendetta and so is Trump’s. I hope they don’t take V personally now.

Satire: Presidents/PMs

Fully Satire: 3rd is Ms. Ivanka Trump:

Ivanka Trump is interested in the Jewels. She’s catering towards it. Her order is to pass humans as humanoids [sarcasm of course because who the hell is she to pass orders on Muslims]. And if its their scare, that means they are pansies. I bet she’s in reverse.

Ivanka’s first name is f-i-ranka [category of Firaun], rest, we know her second name as well, which is Trump. She acts like a boss, moves her butt like a jagger and starts shouting when she doesn’t get Jared her way.

Ivanka, who has a successive board share on the Presidency, is just a ‘pwetty tool’ and image. She too is after Trump and everybody’s running their own blame game.

She doesn’t like to work but she literally throws tantrums. Though does anyone care? Only the goons who have a literal figure of ‘Americans’. Rest, they’re migrants.

Many successive shows, seasons and movies had Trump’s backing and his magic hand came successfully to show the World what’s next. That was showed through Game of Thrones. Though it was a show that raked millions, some of the popular ones ‘got caught’- Danereys. Nonetheless. It’s Trump’s Calling.

My analysis would be to reveal Trump’s paradise: Which is made out of envoy, craziness, carnage [through bomb, shells, airplanes, fighter jets etc]. His family isn’t one. He has reproduced with many. He is incest and these are laws for a common man and woman. Read molestation, murder, ‘chor bazari’, etc etc etc.

Definitely Satire: Fourth one is the Queen.

Everybody presumed that the Queen will be dead but it is the Queen, so she said, I won’t be dead, you be dead.

Mr. Prince Charles and the dead plus the obnoxious husband were wondering if she’s finally dead so that they understand ‘what’s gonna happen if the Queen is dead’.

While they were discussing THEIR problems, Trump came in between, the unwanted child, saying no prooooblem. I’ll ensure the Queen DOESN’T live and rest, I will ensure that Britain exits from their monarchies and bow down to him, as HE is the richest person in the world.

However, their sad part was the Queen wasn’t dead. She was just rejuvenating. The Queen got fully back in by end of December two thousand and eighteen.

Anyways, while the Royal Family was dealing with their own health and related issues, like tears and tissues, Trump and the rest of Brexit, including Macron, were very concerned. Because if the Queen were dead, they had to run to Trump.

Nonetheless, towards the mid of December, the Queen was back and now, the Queen is going to make sure ‘they’ [in trump’s language, they, in anyone else’s dictionary “People”, will live forever, in their very own Britain.

The truth is, this isn’t Satire. This is the Real Deal.

People are saying something is in the air or are not feeling well. The truth, its people at work. And Mr Thump Thump is leading the way.

Satire: Speculation

There is some crazy speculation that there has been some divine intervention that has stopped these ‘goons’ from celebrating their daily christmas.

News is also abuzz that things will stop but things will take time.

Stay tuned for these paradoxical updates at Tech Unveiled.

Macron And Trump Play Battle Of Taxes

By on July 12, 2019

It seems like a battle of taxes between Europe and US this time. It was revealed that Macron has put 3% digital tax on big tech companies such as Google, Amazon and Facebook.

The essential problem is that United States has levied a big bomb on France and France has reacted right away.

Reports reveal that France is content with the digital side of the economy, and that makes up a good size of the total world economy.

The new tax bomb on Trump on France (See: Macron), on Thursday, was a huge surprise for the man in question. In reaction to this, Bruno Le Maire sent a clear message to Trump, saying that they have to react to about 3% of their revenue.

France is making its over very decisions.

Similarly, France’s finance minister revealed that they decide their very own tax rules. However, on the similar hand, UK released its own draft proposal for increasing digital services tax by 2%.

If we put things straight, we can surely say that Europe is flying over towards Japan and Japan is at a standstill at the moment, for China to cover up the loss from the United States of America. Other than that, Brexit seems relatively and slightly low but current moves and status show that things are haywire.

Mayhem Or Chaos?

France has chosen to go for a uni lateral approach. They think that the digital tax will back fire. The cause, they say, will effect consumers and smaller businesses. However, the truth is that these mini sharks are playing with the biggest shark. France has no other option to put taxes on its economy for the companies established there, whereas Apple has no other choice to break free from this momentum and choose to slip ahead. Lastly, the laughing stock is the United States of America, because in sattire, you idiot, trade is two way; if you are making economies suffer, if you are stopping their food, comedy, fun, happiness and tears, it sure as hell seems that  America’s days are Over.

However, the end result is that because of one party, there is so much cohesive and collective damage that everybody goes in a state of a loss. Every cycle of give and take changes and then ultimately, the consumer suffers, for an increase in price will cause a decrease in demand. And even if some demand of it is fulfilled, there will be greater losses because the taxes will already be there.

Conclusion?

It is a never ending chain, it seems, but only for the ones who are playing it. Ideally, leave the gains, leave it for collective goods and let people talk and come to you. That is a fair trade and an agreement.

Essentially, this is Trump at work and his hope is that everything is there and he has time to choose and decide. But no and though because if you are starting fire, you have to ignite it otherwise it will come to you and nobody will be able to hide it.

Trump Wants 6G Technology All To Himself: We Call It Senseless

By on February 24, 2019

In a series of new tweets, Donald Trump has called on companies to become world leaders.

In his latest move, which he revealed on Twitter, he is making sure that 6G technology should lead the way and he wants it all to himself. While 6G technology won’t be here till 2030, Trump is ensuring he gets the best to himself.

On Thursday morning, President of the United States, Mr. Donald Trump wrote on Twitter, “I want 5G and 6G technology in the US asap”.

While commenting further, he said he wants it to be powerful, faster and higher than the current standards. Furthermore, he said that American companies should assess and step up their efforts otherwise they will be left behind.

Essentially, Trump wants the best of technology and the best of technology is mostly escalating to 5G to 6G technology.

Trump is eyeing technology at the moment as he takes a look at it further.

He wants the US to win through the competition and not block out advanced technologies. He wants the latest technologies to stay.

While commenting on this, he said that we must be the leader in each and everything that we do, particularly when it comes to technology.

Finland’s Schedule

President Trump’s tweets came after Finland’s schedule to hold the biggest mobile event in the world and next week.

While the rest of the economies are trying to get 5G technology, 6G technologies are here to stay. 6G technology is the latest and forthcoming technology and Trump wants to make sure he gets everything all to himself.

Well, the truth is that 6G technology is not coming forth till 2030 so we are unsure regarding which 6G technology he is talking about. However, it is Mr. Trump at the end of it all and he can say whatever he wants, as he always does.

For more updates, stay tuned at Tech Unveiled.